severus snape:james potter's cruelty and humiliation really scarred me for life lmfao what are you doing neville you useless piece of 11 year old piece shit everyone lets laugh at neville OHHH OHHH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS 11 YEAR OLD NEGLECTED PARENTLESS NERD HARRY HE THINKS HES SO GREAT AND HE JUST RUINED THE THIRD POTION HES EVER MADE LMFAO WOW james potter was so cruel he was the devil
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
dumb personal theory of mine: internet english is it’s own thing with several dialects depending on where you hang out. on a text-based medium, tone is very hard to convey, so there is a wealth of manners in which people convey tone through text. ye is one of them. we’ve made “yes” too formal and “yeah” a touch too serious in tone. “ye” conveys a sort of nodding agreement among friends. AND it has the potential to be expanded much more readily than “yes”. “ye” conveys a quick yes good nod but no real vigor behind the sentiment, “yeee” gives the impression of mild/uninteresting agreement and/or the sort of ‘go on’ hand motion sometimes given IRL, “yeeeeEEEEEEEEEE” is much more frantic and enthusiastic, etc. “yesssss” holds weight but the elongated “s” is more often reserved for personal victories than agreement among friends, closer to a “hallelujah” sort of feel than a “YEAH BUDDY” sort of feel, if you get my meaning?
Anyways in my dreams I write a book about Internet dialects. That was Dumb Theory Hour with Grimdarkthroes thank you and goodnight.
jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
when i was 12 years old my health teacher told us all that he thought girls were the most beautiful at age 14-15 and we would never be that beautiful again for the rest of our lives back then it scared me that i wouldnt stay pretty once i got older it scared me that he found no shame in saying that, and neither do countless other men
has there ever been one of those “sj is so bad!! tumblr is horrible!!” posts that aren’t just 10 screenshots in a row of fake posts made by anti-sj’s that other anti-sj’s thought were real because this is getting out of hand
I’ve been thinking a lot about humanstuck, not deep or anything, just a lot of wacky hijinx-esque hulalaboo and the like… until I realized a flaw in the portrayal, easily done but still there (using Vantasii as example):
We forget the Beforus Ancestors, ah HA. As I’m biting my nails in excitement of seeing what possibilities Hussie could create with them, I thought to myself, “shouldn’t they too be included in family humanstuck?” Short answer: yes. What would they be though??? Also short answer:
Conclusion: Beforus Ancestors are the creepy uncle and/or aunt of the family hence why we don’t hear about them in humanstuck fanfiction. All is explained and well in my mind now.
There are no white people in the avatar universe that’s why it hadn’t already been destroyed 600 avatars cycles ago
The Fire Nation?? Airbenders?? Some people in the Earth Kingdom (like Toph)??
Do you really thinks bunch of monks and clearly Asian modeled people are white do white people really think that they must be the main characters despite there being literally no whites in the show get out