BIG SPOON JADE AND LITTLE SPOON JOHN jade is really tall and powerful and protective and john is a squat and chubby little brat who only calms down and stops throwing dumb tantrums when his sister curls up behind him and pulls him against her and snuggles him. platonic prospit sibling love is my life blood.
SLAMS HANDS ON TABLE SO HARD IT BREAKS IN HALF AND CRUMBLES INTO DUST.
john doesn’t hit puberty to be remotely jade’s height until he’s like, 17.
i’m laughing so much has anyone looked at avril lavigne’s newest song “Hello Kitty” and it’s video
im kinda surprised people don’t actually get this music video. if you need more clarification, look at a) the sushi scene and b) the camera scene. the meaning of this video shines through the brightest.
it’s meant to be creepy and unsettling. it’s a critique on the japanophile fad. she’s saying that in western culture, we worship the ground the japanese walk on, even if what they’re doing is either a) quite ordinary and is creepy to romanticize b) something we already do in the west or c) just extremely “silly.”
how is that point lost on so many people?
then again you’d all probably have an existential crisis if i told you in the music video for her song “Girlfriend” she plays the nerdy girl. Yes, that does have a meaning.
People need to give Avril a little more credit. Then again, she’s a woman who enjoys both punk and femme and whose main image is a fun party girl. Of course our sexist society isn’t going to take Avril seriously.
Bet you’d all think she was a genius if she was a dude though.
OH! I just remembered something. So I’m at work playing my 3DS and this guy walks in and notices the KH case I have on my 3DS. And he says “You like Kingdom Hearts too? Well I’m a very huge fan. You could ask me anything and I’ll answer” in such a snobby manner. So I asked something about 358/2 Days and Xion and he says “Nah man, I don’t play those spin-offs”. AND I’M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE
I feel like Rose and Dave would be the sort of twins that slept in bunk beds since they were really little, so they’re close, but not that close.
John and Jade, on the other hand, are the sort of twins who, when put in separate cribs would attempt to climb out and crawl back to each other. So later they just share the bed because people give up on trying to separate them.