I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
starmagica: “mishapocolypse!!!” “sherpocolypse!!!” “hetapocolypse!!!!” “homepocolypse!!!!” “whopocolypse!!!”
hawkenchilada: “cullen is so boring ew” “if we have 2 deal wit another virgin ughhhh it was ok with alistair becuz he’s sexy butt” “he’s such a pussy suck it up cullen you only saw all your friends slaughtered before your very eyes while demons constantly whispered to you your insecurities slowly pushing you to the brink of self destruction”
“What if one of the women he killed were someone you loved?” OH.
jaclcfrost: from to
gendrybaratheon: If you’ve been following me since I first joined tumblr and watched my decent into too many fandoms to count but you’re still here reading this, you’re a trooper. Have this cupcake.
jaclcfrost: a poem about the movie version of a series of unfortunate events: roses are red violets are blue klaus wears glasses all the time not just when he’s reading this is a major plot point in the fourth book and coincidentally the movie stopped after book three too
vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are biologically better than women at—” “only men can/should—” “it’s not ladylike to—” “you’re not a real woman if you don’t—” “men are dominant and superior—” “women have to—” “she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex” “she asked for it/it was her fault for—” ...
renandstimpy: ferretdog: i just made the worlds greatest 80s playlist it has like 50 songs on it im in HEAVEN
Sasuke: My dream is to become Hokage.
Fandom: YOUR DREAM IS TO DESTROY THE VILLAGE, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
Sasuke: That was yesterday.
I have over 150 homes to build in my Minecraft city and part of me wants to just let them be generic but part of me wants to keep to the original idea of trying to give each tiny home some semblance of personality but I just don’t seem to be able to do that and it HURTS
snoipahkat: i love when you beat the elite four and get to the locked areas and theyres trainers who are all unassuming but really strong its like you walk in the path of a preschooler and theyre like LETS BATTLE and youre all aww ok you’re cute and then they whip out a fuckin lvl 70 charizard and you’re like SHIT KID
forsciencejohn: hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: i was watching a movie with subtitles on and now i’m no longer roused how am i supposed to watch the movie
jaclcfrost: trick-or-treating is cosplaying plus free candy
pahnem: mercuriesrising: aparticularlygoodfinder: Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601” When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!” And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard you tip them right over the edge of a bridge you fucking didn’t
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khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
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