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sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

wickedtheory:

DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

runningbox11:

anna-carry:

I just felt the need to point something out to all of you. 

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So, in these first two shots of John, he is asleep on his side, curled up like an adorable little kitten.

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But in this one he is on his back.

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This is not the face and position of someone who was killed peacefully in his sleep. John woke up before Bec Noir stabbed him. John was awake for his death.

see here i was having such a nice day and then you just

crackopenyourprettyface:

i’ve only seen this episode of that show.

♫ Is simply why I’ll be king undisputed, respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared. ♫

mysoulisinorbit:

jemmasimmns:

please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled