remember when the backstory for one of Dio’s illegitimate sons was literally the premise to the book/movie “Holes”
TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD
I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP
I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT
I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE
BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER
AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH
AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED
I CANNOT DO WORK
I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST
I CANNOT FUNCTION
Whovians will find this even creepier than most people.
HOLY SHIT its 3am and I’m now completely terrified. No sleep tonight I guess.
aw hes trying to play
Why do people keep asking Homestuck submission blogs if they’re going to include Paradox Space. That’s like asking a Dragon Age blog if they’re going to accept submissions based around the books.
I CHEW ICE CREAM WITH MY TEETH
I CRUNCH IT UP
I BITE INTO ICE CREAM
DOES THIS BOTHER ANYONE
YES QUITE A BIT STOP THAT YOU MONSTER
B I T I N G I C E C O L D I C E C R E A M
when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people would use the phrase to describe whitey mcwhiterson