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hokuto-ju-no-ken:

remember when the backstory for one of Dio’s illegitimate sons was literally the premise to the book/movie “Holes”

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

thegirlwhoislost:

theramblinrose:

Whovians will find this even creepier than most people.

HOLY SHIT its 3am and I’m now completely terrified. No sleep tonight I guess.

thegirlwhoislost:

theramblinrose:

Whovians will find this even creepier than most people.

HOLY SHIT its 3am and I’m now completely terrified. No sleep tonight I guess.

fabuloushetahungary:

nicolasanha:

Betty Crocker, we meet again.
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illuminate-your-soull:

aw hes trying to play

Why do people keep asking Homestuck submission blogs if they’re going to include Paradox Space.  That’s like asking a Dragon Age blog if they’re going to accept submissions based around the books.

capriciouscannibal:

sushinfood:

keerohblog:

sushinfood:

I CHEW ICE CREAM WITH MY TEETH

I CRUNCH IT UP

I BITE INTO ICE CREAM

DOES THIS BOTHER ANYONE

YES QUITE A BIT STOP THAT YOU MONSTER

B I T I N G    I C E   C O L D          I C E  C R E A M

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unfriendlyblackandhot:

when i was a kid I thought the dark in ‘tall dark and handsome’ meant dark skin and I was always confused when people would use the phrase to describe whitey mcwhiterson 

dreamonnow:

bangniam:

same

I SAID A HEALTHY SNACK REBECCA

dreamonnow:

bangniam:

same

I SAID A HEALTHY SNACK REBECCA

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.